HOLY SHIT. I’m finally in a victim category!!! I will be expecting my apology check from whoever is sending them out STAT. Thanks!

Or maybe he has a lot of love to go around?

That’s exactly what I would do.

I’d punch him in the pussy for that.

Punch him in his face, then kick him in the pussy. He isn’t going to score on you then.

I would never make a joke about a woman’s ability to drive! I dislike redundancy you see.

Who is teaching our kids these things? Sounds like we need to get rid of those folks.

Oh, so men have a monopoly on unfair play, as well as pushiness and aggression? Pray tell, what are other traits that men possess that women can’t hope to ever be able to match, solely because they’re women?

Interesting. Tell me more about how you feel women can’t get ahead on their own merits, and require men to help them by standing aside...

So you’re saying the only way women can get ahead is if men move out of the way?

Funny you should say that. I saw them open for Nine Inch Nails during a tour supporting The Downward Spiral, early days I suppose. Only the lead singer had the creepy goth look the whole band sports now, and a different band member actually DID look like the kid from the Wonder Years, only wearing a dress. Also, I…

But if there were no Internet, where would Gizmodo Media people work?

Just a step shy of Lemieux? Sorry, he’s whole stairways shy of Mario in the legendary department...

Outstanding soundtrack. I especially liked “Fallin’” by Teenage Fanclub and De La Soul, and “Me, Myself & My Microphone” by Living Colour and Run-D.M.C.

If you have to ask if you’re too close to your ex, then you are.

I..I don’t even know what to say to this. Awesome.

Beyonce rhymed “minute” with “minute”. That completely invalidates all of her views and opinions on other music performers.

Why on Earth would anyone want to be a Gen Xer? I mean, if you are, you are and that’s fine, but if you’re not, why would you want to be one?

Why don’t you go eat yourself a New York Bag of Dicks?

Wow. Your writing in this blog post make you seem like more of a little whiny bitch than usual Magary. You and your Fat Upper Pussy Area should be proud.