I believe when Mario Lemieux returned to play, he wasn’t able to join the NHLPA, as he was also the team owner. I think a similar situation as Jordan.

I've never tweeted a single thing in my entire life.

This is accurate.

And respect back to someone who recognizes it!

She’s probably feeling lonely and less than zero right about now.

You're overthinking something that has a very simple answer of 'no'.

Once you give it to someone else, it isn't your money anymore.

So he didn't give away five-thousand dollars. However, he did give away something worth about fifty cents...

You don’t win a Presidential election in the U.S. by getting more popular votes. You get it by winning votes in the Electoral College.

It’s amazing how many people don't understand this. How they think so many of these politicians actually believe the shit they spout out, when it's just a ploy to get more money, power, and support. And all the common people on both sides lap it up. That's why I ignore nearly all of the "issues" and vote for the folks…

I’m just asking if Kaepernick can do the same job as the other player discussed here, otherwise I don’t see the point in mentioning him. Of course, there’s still a blog post to be written about a team signing a crazy, racist guy several years into retirement. I’m just not sure what one has to do with the other. I’ll…

So then the obvious question is can Colin Kaepernick block? 

Why don’t you shut the fuck up? I mean, I have no skin in this game, but if you’re going around telling other people to shut the fuck up, you seem like the kind of person who needs to shut the fuck up too.

And I’m pretty sure the Franco Harris (and George Washington) statue is temporarily out for restoration right now.

“Alice! Dane Cook, pay-per-view, twenty minutes. Let’s go!”

It’s knuckle puck time!

“shanghai”? Uhm...

Nice to see even the idiots at Deadspin have to toe the Gizmodo Media Group company line. Stick with dick jokes Magary, they suit you better.

He can’t take the full year off. He has to play at least six games.

I didn’t have to have The Talk with my daughter, her mother handled that. I do remember when she decided she was going to come out to me, after I had forcibly removed her from the local neighborhood house of ne’er-do-wells...she said “I’m a lesbian” and I said “I don’t care, why is your bank account negative…