The Pirates can move to anywhere that wants a minor league baseball team as far as I’m concerned. Pittsburgh doesn’t need any team other than the Penguins. Although I guess the Steelers can stay.

What a bullshit attempt at damage control that Twatter screenshot was. I mean, why would he need to specify to his wife that their kids were adults? She would know that. Blatant dog and octopus show there.

I do fewer household chores? Really? Is that so? Are you counting the shit my wife does on her HayFarm game as household chores? I mean, you must be, because that’s all she fucking does while I do the dishes and most everything else around the house.

I think you meant to say the Senators are twenty years younger than the Carolina Hurricanes franchise. Carolina wasn’t an expansion team that came into being in 1997. They moved from Hartford, of course. The Hartford Whalers were founded in 1972. Learn fucking hockey bro. Fuck.

I have a feeling this article would be completely different if the genders here were reversed.

You’re ugly. That watch look a’ite.

Because it’s fucking hilarious?

Dang it, sorry. I replied to the wrong post here.

Adios Felicia!

I just see a bunch of pussies flailing around. And for once, I don’t mean on the basketball court. Or in the Deadspin cublicles.

So participants get to be nerds, deal with bitchy barmaids, and have over-priced, shitty tasting food all at once? Sign me the fuck up!

Please don’t come to Pittsburgh.

Don’t worry. No one on the Deadspin staff is a hockey fan.

So, who are these writers, David Maraniss and David Garrow? Do they have axes to grind with Obama? I’m not familiar with them. I’m also not much of a fan of Obama’s politics, but I’ve never much cared about his personal life to any degree, nor have any reason to think there’s any sort of nefarious reasons for him to…

I don’t think the blogger who posted this identifies as white. I could be wrong though.

Yeah. I don’t think I left any feedback on that call. I understand the first woman was just trying to do her job. But honestly, at some point, why does she care so much about Comcast’s sixty bucks? I mean, after the first half-hour on hold, I’m obviously going nowhere, so she might as well have just completed the…

I can’t?

Well, I must be very white indeed, as I’ve never seen spicy mayo...

Whoever wins, I just hope it goes to seven games. And that it’s Ottawa.

One time I asked for a supervisor, with Comcast. Two months and two bills after the fact, they decided they didn’t take out enough money for some pro-rated bullshit, and took it upon themselves to adjust our current bill and autopay themselves the amount they wanted, in December, right before Christmas. Now, they…