What does a Caucasian sound like on the phone?

Sooooo....now they’re even?

It’s of course particularly troublesome given that so much of our internet culture is created by young black people who don’t financially benefit from their contributions the way white people do.

It’s of course particularly troublesome given that so much of our internet culture is created by young black people who don’t financially benefit from their contributions the way white people do.

We’d better ban Jeeps.

Well, that’s what happens when someone else owns the platform on which you rely to make money. Guess they’ll have to find other solutions, or other employment.

Yeah. If you could tell me how I could get my wife to split our chores 60-40 at worst, I’d be fucking thrilled. Until then, bugger off with this shit. No kids involved, but I easily do 80% or more of the housework (including finishing the tasks she starts and quits half-way or less through), and all of the yardwork.…

Uh, I thought Gizmodo Media’s official position was to support unions and union employees? I’m pretty sure the restaurant workers aren’t unionized, so why are you picking that side to defend in this issue?

Someone is questioning your skating skills because you’ve already given written commentary indicating that you stop like someone who isn’t very good at being on ice.

Bro...do you even Little River Band?!?

Those tits.

Well, wasn’t this just a Wonderful event. Doesn’t sound like the promoters were Always On Time with their promises. But at least Ja Rule was standing up to say Put It On Me concerning problems with the festival...

Uhm....there’s a term for your suggestion...I can’t think of what it’s called. It’s right on the tip of my tongue...

Well, I know which one will lead to a lot more pussy. SPOILER ALERT: It isn’t the nerdy one!

True story. I once refused to make a round of Cosmopolitans for a guy and his three buddies, because they had no girls around. In my defense, it was a packed concert and I was really only there to sling bottles of beer, which is what ninety-nine percent of everyone in the place was drinking.

Could be. Whatever you drink, enjoy!

Enjoy!

Unless it’s barbecued shrimp and grits.

But, we’re the ones society perceives as being lazy, never helping around the house, always watching the football...

I’m not a big fan of those drop-a-shot-glass-into-a-bigger-glass deals. I’ve already had my front tooth chipped and repaired multiple times (not from drinking incidents), I’m not into even the slightest chance of something happening again.