Never had one. And I’m not actually opposed to other drinks. I just like to stir the pot on Kinja! Although, a large number of my other drinks still involve Jameson. Like the Guinness-Jameson Ice Cream Float!

Oh yeah. And I get told that I don’t actually clean anything, I just “red up”. Well, OK, so I just red up. She’s not redding up or cleaning. Now, this wouldn’t be a big deal for me if her time was being spent on things beneficial to our marriage, or even her personally. But I don’t consider watching endless repeats of…

Yeah. None of this really works for me, as my wife just doesn’t give a shit about being a slob.

I can’t give you enough stars for your dead-on analysis of Barry Melrose.

I guess you know a lot of pansies then. Or betas. Or whatever the kids are calling them these days.

Disney has links to Dow Chemical?

Even worse....an old man wishing he was a Millennial!

Sorry. I heed no rules set forth from blogging Millennials.

I’m not a Vice-President, however, I do have an environmental science degree, so I suppose if a VP can do my job, I could do his!

I think you’re taking the comment a little too seriously. By all means, ladies can and should enjoy some Jameson as well.

I don’t think my wife would like that.

I would think a Gizmodo Media outlet would be praising her work in just being a CEO. You know, breaking glass ceilings and all that.

One, two, four...

Well, if you enjoy drinking swill, I suppose that would work! But then, you’d have to go back to wondering what could be in the whisper of water, in line with what the blog post was about. For example, don’t be ordering that up in Flint, Michigan too often!

Cherry pie?

These issues are all solved by drinking Jameson, like a man. Ladies, I don’t know what to tell you.

The fuck happened, man?

Yeah, it’s sad that a large number of adults can’t go five minutes without posting their location/meal/dump to social media, so I don’t imagine many kids can resist vying for their allotted fifteen minutes of fame.

I’m pretty sure I could beat most of them. Video game players tend to be nerdy and weak.

Hmmm...Nye is 61 years old. Is that past the age of eligibility for a 43-year old to punch him in his face?