Ironic that you would talk about white tears after writing a whole article in which you cried about various things.

Where do these feminists who give out blow jobs like it’s missionary work hang out?

Isn’t Jameis Winston a minority, and therefore unable to be -ist anything?

Not really. He kinda sounds like a seven year old that watches wrestling a lot.

You know what else we could vote for? We could vote for you and me having a fight.

You seem knowledgeable of penises.

And disagreeing with someone’s speech doesn’t give you the right to attack them or their property without facing assault charges.

You’re giving someone billions of dollars?

Or like all the people with families for generations on welfare?

So, now people can watch paint dry faster?

You know...I realize I’m not the target audience here. I realize my knowledge or lack thereof in this means jack shit, but for the life of me I still skim through these articles and wonder to myself who the fuck are these people and why are they being written about? How the fuck is someone a star of the cat video app?

Apocalypse? Survival of the fittest? Neat-o concepts! Let’s you and me fight right now to give you a taste of how things will be in the future!

You sir, sound like nothing but a thief. I dislike thieves. I would like to fight you over your blatant dishonorable notions.

You’re right. Journalists are not heroes. Neither are bloggers. Let’s fight about that!

Is there a CEO of the Fight Club? One that could induct you and I both into the Fight Club so that we could proceed to engage in some good old fashioned fisticuffs?

How about we let the citizens of L.A. vote on whether or not you and me should fight?

Fuck the guy with the deflection. You dodge the ball, you catch the ball, or you’re out. Fuckers back in middle school used to try the deflection shit. A few of us finally complained to the phys ed teacher enough to have that shit overturned. You deflect a shot with the ball you’re holding, you’re out. Fuckers.

Terrible Katy Perry video. Where were all the breasts?

I agree. And it’s crazy that this blogger would even cite that random factoid.

Marketing research told them to make the cases that size. If you take umbrage with them, go digital only. You have that choice and that right.