Because the awards usually go to stupid movies that only pretentious people give any shit about. Like critics. And bloggers.

I think Hamilton Nolan should elect to stop being a pussy and man up to a fight!

It’s time for Hamilton Nolan to learn how to use the Internet to accept my challenge of a fight rather than to continue on being a giant pussy.

I admire your level of self-esteem.

I can’t fight you, but do you think you could convince Hamilton Nolan to fight me instead?

I too eagerly look forward to your poundsignRevolution so I can get a good chuckle out of it!

You probably don’t look like any of them either.

To all the lesbians of the world:

I’m willing to bet your pussy hasn’t been grabbed once since Trump made his pussy-grabbing comments.

Wow, you’re a kind soul!

How is De Niro not being any sort of medical expert any different than Al Gore not being any sort of environmental expert years ago?

Where do I drop my wife off for this? Will I need to pack her snacks, or will food be provided? Finally, will someone bring her home afterwards, and if not, when and where should I pick her up?

Common-only packs? I highly doubt there are any common-only packs. You can have packs in which the rare card might as well be a common, due to it not being overly useful, but it’s still technically a rare card, likely followed by several uncommon cards as well.

A day of peace and quiet! Awesome!

The former Mr. Hillary Duff only played one season with the Penguins. Go find a different picture.

How the Hell do you stop that?

Hey, when you’ve got your choice of dongs falling all over you like Scarlett does, then yeah, it’s probably difficult to be monogamous.

Hmmm. So you’re going to re-buy the PS4 as soon as you get your tax refund? Doesn’t seem like the wisest decision.

She earned the money. She can spend it however she wants. Maybe if you developed a talent and produced content people enjoyed enough to pay for, you could afford some jewelry as well!

Fuck me sideways....how could I have missed Nolan’s rant about spitting on people in an airplane, and why couldn’t I be fortunate enough to have Nolan actually do so, giving me the excuse to pound his pussy ass into oblivion?!?!