You’re suggesting that I will have the opportunity to motorboat Mariah Carey’s luscious jugs? I highly doubt that. I lack the $$$ to pique Mariah’s interest. And I hate her screeching “music”. Nice tits though.
Kineada
Kineada
Forget a career....he parlayed that shit into motorboating Mariah Carey’s luscious juggs for a while!
You were wrecked from the election? Really?
It’s a cartoon. It doesn’t need explanation. I bet you’re also one of those people that is always asking “What do people eat in the Pokemon world?!?!?!”.
In action!
In action!
kidnapped 12.5 million Africans and smuggled them to the New World
Most conservative/Republican-types have to work in the daytime, making them unable to attend the inauguration.
Maybe it means whoever typed that poundsign thing would tap her booty for days, not necessarily that it was big. Don’t assume.
Are you suggesting that Crosby and Malkin, tied for second and fourth in the entire league for scoring, while playing in the best division in hockey, don’t deserve to be there?
Didn’t he drop a two in the glove?
Aw, look. Another ‘[random Gawker blogger] probably knows more about [subject] than you’ supporter! Why? Because they managed to get Denton or whoever to hire them, that makes them all manner of subject experts?
I love it. Of course, I love anything that brings out Millennial tears or rage!
Is your sister hot?
Since we can’t seem to get a law passed that makes guns illegal, what if we made a law that made killing people illegal?
“A bunch of nerds sat around playing some sort of group game of Wolfenstein 3D, or game that very closely resembled Wolfenstein 3D. In a stunning turn of events, the nerds who are usually the best at this particular version of Wolfenstein 3D had to withdraw from the match, due to their sponsors, Trojan Condoms,…
Are you sure he (or AEG) owns stakes in both the LA Clippers and the LA Lakers? I would figure the NBA wouldn’t let him have stakes in two teams. Conflict of interest and all that.
Well, I leave you with these future nuts to be swinging from Samer:
Too bad that’s not how you win.