Poundsign campaigns and re-Twatting things on the Internet are not actually “trying”.

No they aren’t. The world is harsh. Get used to it.

What?

I tell your mother I like a challenge all the time too, yet here we are...

Half-Life 3? I’ve never played 1 or 2, but come on, they’re first person shooters. Just slap a Half-Life 3 sticker on any other first person shooter, and there you go. You’ve got your game.

Haha?

I’m wary of new deal peddlers...

I’m wary of new deal peddlers...

Go eat a bag of dicks.

What happened to Shep and Shane?

What happened to Shep and Shane?

I’ve already got two turntables and a microphone.

The manga, and subsequent anime Japanimation...

Back in the days of Akira, it was Japanimation. Please use the period-correct term to describe the movie. Thanks.

I’m not surprised by this blog post. I would assume most Deadspin bloggers would love to get a longer stick.

Taran Killam has the appearance of being a complete douchenozzle.

Allow me to add one more missive to this list:

Julian could be nice, but that’s not the same as Julian having good taste.

Can I just be sick of the stupid word “anime”? Because, you know, all of us old folks just called it Japanimation. And it was fine.

If you’re going to cover this game for a website, for the love of God, PLEASE learn how it works. Of course they won’t put an Articuno in Antarctica. There’s probably little to no location-based Internet traffic there to act as possible spawn point areas.

Except there is very little, if any, location-based Internet traffic in Antarctica, which is how Pokemon spawning spots are chosen, same as XM in Ingress. So you know, it would be hard for anything to spawn there, much less Articuno. Seriously folks, I catch water Pokemon in the middle of a dry town. These people…

The Jaybird Sex Panthers! I didn’t get that model, they were way too musky for me!

The Jaybird Sex Panthers! I didn’t get that model, they were way too musky for me!