Kineada
Kineada
Kineada

I don’t understand. Is there something wrong with this? Other than basketball being a sport played by pussies for the enjoyment of other pussies and to have pussies write about it...

What?

You know what? Fuck you O’Malley, you scummy piece of shit. You ran that first letter solely to blast the guy, no other reason. You knew that you yourself and a large portion of Gawker readers don’t agree with the lifestyle that advice-seeker has chosen, but you decided to use his letter anyhow, for the sole reason of

Sorry. Pretty much anyone with a shred of a brain will say the word “fuck” is vulgar.

I’m in Columbus right now. Be sure to check out the International Association of Gay/Lesbian Country Western Dance Clubs convention going on in the same building. Sure to be a hit with a large portion of Gawker folks.

So essentially you want them to give you for free on your phone what they usually charge forty bucks for on your 3DS?

Either your Mom or Pokemon X/Pokemon Shuffle/Pokemon GO/NHL SuperCard.

What?

You’re fucking dumb.

Go fuck yourself Magary. I’m going to wear my Penguins Stanley Cup Champions t-shirt all summer, and then put it away when the next season starts, as is the proper protocol for when your team wins the Stanley Cup. You fuck.

No way in Hell he could excel at hockey. He grew up in Akron, I doubt he even knows how to skate.

Are any of you nervous that your expenses won’t be reimbursed?!!?

Oh. More of this racist shit again. What’s the matter Burneko, you need some clicks on your shit so you can cite some inflated numbers on your resume to whatever new job you’re seeking?

Maybe everyone involved in this can just shut the fuck up, including you Kalaf! Then the world might be a much better place without having to read or listen to anything about a sport played by pussies for the enjoyment of pussies.

Don’t care. Would still wreck that brunette.

He could probably beat all you pussies at Deadspin and the other Gawker rags, for sure. Normal people? Sorry. Just hold the top of his head and let him keep swinging at air.

In a sport played by players who are pussies, putting actual pussies on the playing surface (Deadspin “writers” [I think you mean bloggers]) would NOT result in any sort of victory for the ‘Deadspin’ side, as pussies do not have legs to run up and down the plywood-covered rink or arms to shoot the ball through the

The question marks are the guy in the picture asking who Sidney Crosby is, correct?

Blah blah blah. Enjoy unemployment. What does years of swinging from NBA players’ nuts get you on the dole anyhow?

If you don’t know enough about hockey to know that it is the team captain’s job to discuss calls with the officiating crew, either to get explanation or to voice your displeasure and try to get the next call to go your way, then you shouldn’t write publicly about hockey.