Well. Either the tail is worth the mess, or it’s not. Fuck, talk about overthinking shit...

This isn’t even quality trolling.

This isn’t even quality trolling.

This isn’t even quality trolling.

Nerds.

Mutha fuckin’ P.I.M.P.

I have that exact edition of the Dungeon Masters Guide, and the accompanying Players Handbook. But I play hockey, so I’m not a fucking nerd like the rest of you fucking nerds. Nerds.

No, it isn’t.

So change it to something you like....

Sam Biddle can’t throw a football anywhere because giant pussies can’t throw footballs.

You’re an asshole.

Yeah, and nobody plays games of random chance seriously. That’s why all these casinos are empty...

Solution:

As opposed to the dirtbags who screwed over Terry Bollea out of millions of dollars? And actually continue to do so after being ordered to make restitution to him?

What is a ‘Yoff?

You’ve got your man whipped already, eh?

Too bad Prince was a musical genius and his inspiration only led you to be a hack Gawker writer.

OK. Fine. A couple hundred Ultimate universe fans and a handful more SJWs who didn’t turn out to make the latest Fantastic Four movie a hit even though Fox participated in the race-bending game.

It wouldn’t be genuine, nor would it be cared about outside of the couple hundred Ultimate universe fans out there.