Your tears are a stream of pure joy to me.

Know what else this ain’t? Getting into a Spider-Man movie anytime soon!

You know, Trump has a solution to problems like this...

Wow. What a bunch of fucking hypocrites. Willingly combusting a substance, spewing unnecessary greenhouse gases into the atmosphere. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Fucking hypocrites.

Rico Fata bitches.

Good thing they don’t let any old idiot with a blog make these decisions then!

I really want to somehow ask you if you’re a fucking idiot, but I fear that would be an insult to everyone else who may actually be a certified fucking idiot.

Because BRACKETS. EVERYONE LOVES BRACKETS.

I’ve tried most of the visor/cage options out there, both as a forward and in net. I can’t say I noticed a lot of difference in how they affected my play, although admittedly, I’m not going up against NHL caliber opponents. Still though, I have to think the preference for something like a cats-eye cage versus a…

And despite all that, it’s still a sport played by a bunch of vaginas.

This music seems like it fucking sucks.

Yeah. And they’re people who watch other people play video games. So their opinions are kinda suspect anyhow.

You say ridiculous bouncing glitch, I say feature. I also say you’re gay.

You won’t have to worry much about the next financial crisis. People on unemployment and food stamps aren’t usually affected that much.

Shaving off the beard was likely a good idea for the impending job search.

Uh....who’s got the free hands to hold their phone while taking a piss?

You fucking stoner fuck.

He’s an astrophysicist, correct? The most theoretical of all the sciences? The one where they can’t really prove anything, they only make educated guesses based on what they’re able to observe in our small part of the universe?

“America needs a return to good ol’ Japanimation, perhaps?"

Irrelevant. Would still bang.