Meaning even a Gawker site can be right? I think twice a day would be a vast overestimation...

I have no idea why you lie on the Internet. You’ll have to ask yourself after some deep introspection I suppose.

Oh come on. I can think of at least ten five good reasons why it was a decent hand pun!

Cold. Stone cold. Like the sound of one hand clapping.

What the Hell are you sleeping with a golf club for? Your little sissy, pussy arms most assuredly can’t swing that thing with anywhere near enough force to cause damage to anyone who might be coming to get you. You’d better get over your pinko Commie liberal ideals, and get yourself a fucking gun you pansy. That golf…

Good for you. You’re probably not really gay.

You’re gross. And a lot of porn stars are nasty. I like my women with eating disorders, not heroin addictions!

Your name must actually be Kenny Loggins because your face is the danger zone.

I thought it was bullshit because he showed up on ER years later!

Maybe the covers all could look similar because pretty much all first person shooters are the same damn thing? Just a thought.

Oh sure. They’ve never changed characters in the comics in drastic ways to match other media properties... *coughmadeNickFuryblackcough*

Whoaaaaaaaa....comment dismisser to the EXTREME!

The NHL’s concussion problem is nowhere near the size of the NFL’s concussion problem due to one simple thing...no-check hockey can still be relatively entertaining. No contact football, well, I don’t think many folks are going to be tuning in on Sundays when the NFFL debuts somewhere down the line...

I’d like for you to point out where I did any sort of critiquing of Miles Morales as a character. I don’t need to have read any Ultimate Spider-Man comics to know that the sales figures for the entire Ultimate line were abysmal. So maybe his title was the best-selling of the worst selling. Yay for him?

Well. I guess it sucks to be you then. Because Marvel is going with Peter Parker.

I have no opinion on Miles. I’ve never read many Ultimate comics save for the handful of issues tied into the recent Secret Wars event.

I always thought it was his sass and spunk that points to such a conclusion.

Sage advice from a wise person, indeed.

But why bother? He just needs to get him some, and get gone.

Sorry. That’s still not going to get you a Miles Morales Spider-Man movie any time soon.