You typed far too many words to just say “hit it and forget it”!

Dre dawg, Dre.

Ho fo sho.

Truer words have never been spoken. Unless it’s Sam Biddle. But then, he might be gay?

Wurd dawg.

Fuck that. Discombobulated, hit that shit. Bitches ain’t nuthin’ but hos and tricks.

Pfft. Extremely disappointed that they didn’t take the opportunity in this graphic novel to make the straight please black.

There what is?

Yeah. And Marvel loves for their comic books to match their shows and movies. So don’t be surprised when Miles Morales becomes Kid Arachnid instead of Spider-Man.

Bingo. And if Miles was white, Narcisse wouldn’t give two shits about him.

Please. Who didn’t know a Bradley Cooper voiced talking raccoon wasn’t going to be cinema gold? Guardians of the Galaxy was safe as houses.

For now. That action figure packaging seems to indicate he’s in for a name change.

Marvel’s movie-making division will be rebooting the Spider-Man film franchise with yet another white teenage wall-crawler. (Boo on that.)

You expect a Gawker blogger to get something right in a post about hockey?

If punching Samaki is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

What pool of liquid around him? Do you mean the different colored blacktop that is likely a patch from the installation of the guard rail?

Samer, who did you piss off to have to do an NHL story? Did you not toss some NBA player’s salad the right way or something?

You’re a stiff contender.

Who own the Chiefs?