Maybe people other than white people should learn how to make good movies then!

“Get into it”. Yeah. Like a bunch of oversized clits slipping into the comfy confines of a slick vagina’s walls during a furious bout of scissoring. Get into it indeed.

If I win the Powerball drawing tonight, here’s the first thing I’m going to do:

And what does that make Deadspin and Gawker Media? Sure, they post blogs like this one taking the NFL to task apparently. But they also post plenty of selections regarding the various games played week to week in the NFL, with no critical angle lobbied towards the NFL, and profit from the clicks generated by said…

You seem like you would be exceedingly fun at parties, and that you had an outstanding childhood.

Speak for yourself Draper. No way that old man is better at hockey than me. Maybe better than you and all the other pansy-ass, schlong-schlupring douchenozzles posting for Deadspin, but certainly not better than me.

Nope. Not really.

No it isn’t.

I can hold my tongue no longer. Fahey, please quit using the graphic of you cosplaying as Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime is cool, and you, Fahey, are the exact opposite of cool. If you must have some sort of graphic featuring you dressed up as some sort of robot to accompany your posts, couldn’t you use something more…

I’m fatter than I was in high school too. The trick is, I didn’t get any senior pictures taken! Nothing for them to compare me too!

But hey....half-off drinks during Ladies Night...and plenty of free drinks other times too!

So that explains why you would like Miles Morales more than Mary Jane, who is the one that made the pact with the Mephisto. What about Peter Parker?

You think a comic book character who has been around for four years, and whose entire comic book universe has been scrapped and rebooted multiple times and THEN most recently wiped-out is more popular than the comic book character who has been around since 1962, has had countless comic-book series, not to mention…

Well, I figured someone who was well-versed on the popularity of the character would be in touch with the reasons why he was so popular. That perhaps you could understand that observing something on an individual level could lead to understanding the phenomenon on a larger scale. But perhaps these concepts are too…

Name one thing great that you like about Miles Morales OTHER than the basic fact that he’s not Peter Parker. Go on.

You think Miles Morales is more popular than Peter Parker. That’s how I know you’re an idiot.

Iron Man has been around since the sixties. Black Sabbath has a song called “Iron Man”. Iron Man is not obscure. Nor is Thor, Hulk, or Captain America. Hawkeye and Black Widow, the remaining two Avengers? Sure. But then again, they don’t have their own movies now, do they?

Nobody cares about Miles Morales outside of a handful of SJW-types. So no, someone who believes Peter Parker is less popular than Miles Morales is not wrong.

Waaaaaaaaaaahhhh....this successful athlete has different political views than me. He must be a worthless moron! I’ll write about him on my blog! That’ll really show him!

You’re stupid if you believe that to be true.