No. Miles isn’t that popular.

Define a “bunch”. Guardians of the Galaxy and Ant-Man. That’s about it. The rest of the Marvel heroes who have had movies are pretty well-known to the general public.

No, it isn’t a crime. Nobody outside of the people who follow comic books closely knows who the Hell Miles Morales is.

Because nobody at Gawker has ever written a stupid headline...

Uh, what the fuck are you talking about? “polluting death machines”? Water kills people too, have you banned it?

Even if that’s really how he talks, he’s still tapping and has tapped much hotter tail than anything you’re ever going to get yourself into, unpaid or even paid!

Here’s a shocker....not everyone, including prominent sports figures, needs to agree with your liberal ideals!

I have to agree with you.

I don’t know how stupid the ‘Skins think you are, but the Shirts think you’re all a bunch of cocksucking morons.

That lead-in graphic reminds me so much of these commercials, oh how I miss them...:

Don’t blame us that we had the common sense not to live in fucking New York.

Howabout fucking the people that decided it was a good idea to live so fucking close to the water?

You’re being entirely reasonable. The problem is, the progressive masses just don’t give a shit about your problems (or mine). We’ve been living the good life far too long on the backs of their suffering, so they’re not going to give two shits about the very real financial implications of the proposals out there to…

Except, you know. The world probably won’t end. Not over this at any rate.

Your petty, first-world problems aren’t our concern! JUST PAY MORE. Use your white-privilege check to cover it.

News flash. The technology exisits to allow parents to log in to their own account to see their children’s grades. Shocking, I know...

Go fuck yourself you fucking piece of shit. Being respectful to your parents is just something you do as a decent fucking human being. You entitled piece of spoiled fucking trash...

You have put far too much thought into this.

Is the girl kissing Mickey Mouse in the picture representative of the ladies to be found on the Disney dating site?

Right. More gun laws will fix things. Because the laws that say “don’t kill people” in general are so effective.