I support your hypothesis one-hundred percent.

Don’t ever accuse a Gawker blogger of journalism you creep!

I’m disappointed that they didn’t take this opportunity to retcon all the Archie characters as black. And gay.

How many of you losers blogging for Deadspin make as much money as Mr. Trump?

Gee. What a great blog post this was. Guess someone at Gawker pulled an NBA player’s dick out of their mouth long enough to say “Hey, we need to post something bad about a hockey player, because the miscreants playing football and basketball need to look better!”

Does this mean he’ll have to pay you Deadspin bloggers less to suck his dick, or do you guys do that for free anyhow?

Using her body to sell magazines? What body? Very disappointing selection to play Wonder Woman.

Ultimately, I think the joke will be on all the gay people getting married.

I see your selfie stick ban, and raise you a ban on “selfies” altogether. I mean, seriously, who the fuck wants to look at themselves that much? Let’s ban it.

Why, once the draft order is determined, is this event still called the “lottery”? Isn’t it just the draft at that point? Even during the broadcast, they kept referring to it as the lottery. I know this because the restaurant I was at had the damn thing on the television right in front of me while I was eating.

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Does this mean you would or wouldn’t suck his dick? Do you guys make time to suck NHL players’ dicks, or do the NBA guys keep your mouths full 24/7?

And she was not a stupid woman.

Pssh. They should know all you wear is a pair of balls on your chin most days!

At what school are boys allowed to run around with no shirt on? That doesn’t sound right. I do not believe such a thing happens.

The original comment I responded to didn’t appear to be concerned with energy or water, only trees. In that context, this isn’t that big a deal.

You do know there’s this new-fangled thing they can do known as “recycling”. Not only can it be used on paper products such as books, they can even do it with metals! Ginchy!

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When did the Dominican Republic become an American state? I thought we only had 50 states still.

There is no khaki fetish porn.