Oh, you very well could be right. I never picked up on it from that angle. Being a male, I'm quite a bit more straightforward in my thinking. Since most Mariah Carey mentions seem to be in a negative connotation, I assume they staff of Jezebel generally dislikes her. But you could be correct with your theory!

I'm slow on the uptake this morning. Does this mean Christina Aguilera is Jezebel approved? I have such a hard time remembering which female pop singers are approved and which are not, beyond knowing Jezebel loves Beyonce more than the Deadspin writers love swinging from the nuts of any random NBA player you can pick,…

Oooh, a stare down! Maybe next time they'll get into one of the pansy-ass slapfests basketball players call a "fight"!

It's tragic that he passed away before they could reboot the franchise and change his ethnicity to African-American.

Oh no! Someone got the pecking order of the Victimlympics wrong!

So he couldn't blog for Deadspin then?

Why did it take until about nine minutes into the video posted about two-thirds of the way through this blog post to get to the most crucial bit of information in this entire story...

Pretty dumb joke since Samer and really all the Deadspin bloggers are too busy sucking the dicks of all the NBA players to actually trade away commenters even if they could.

While I wholeheartedly agree with you, I get the impression the original commenter I was responding to was thinking about something like "go see a play" or "sign up for a co-ed Ultimate Frisbee league".

You think men and women are just looking for someone they find fun? I think you're wrong. They're looking for one or another of the following:

That advice to the guy looking for the friends with bennies was way too long. Just send the girl this .jpg and see what she says:

If you feel there aren't enough black people in video games, then learn how to make video games and put more black people in them.

Different forms of motivation work to different degrees for different people? I'm shocked, SHOCKED to learn this...

Your article should have started:

FACT: I like milk, and experience none of the issues you wrote about in your article.

No basketball players, as their single greatest "skill" is winning the genetic lottery and being freakishly tall.

How do you even manage to see his hairline with your mouth in the region of his cock and balls all the time?

Oh, I'm sure this "fight" would be exciting. Two grown men slapping at each other from an arm's length away, like most of these basketball "fights". Sort of like a girl fight, but with less hair pulling and no possibility of a boob flopping out. PASS.

I made no commentary about any of the stupid nicknames of these video game players. You, on the other hand, have an offensive, racist name for your commenting account.

Well played young troll, well played...