Should have tried 1-800-GET-CASH-NOW

Why?

Actually, they're in sixteen U.S. states and one Canadian province now, so it's entirely possible someone could be familiar with the chain without having ever set foot in Pennsylvania.

How about nothing?

I don't watch much television outside of NHL hockey. Based on what I see my wife watching, my proposed show title encompasses about 90% of what's on the television.

Why, so you can watch thirty other Real Housewives of the Bigfoot Hunting Lost Treasure Jersey Ghost Singing, Dancing, and Talent Video Spectacular Stars Flip A House "reality" shows?

As opposed to Barack Obama's college classmates who don't remember him at all?

I'm not sure by what criteria it is judged that Missy Elliott stole the show. She did a perfectly fine performance, as all involved seemed to, but weren't all the songs at least about ten years old? For a style of music that reviles its own history instead of respecting it, seems to me that this should be classified…

Well. Aren't you full of edge.

Nobody said you had to drink the beer they advertised.

Hmmm? I guess almost three years later, I don't expect much of anything truthful out of a Gawker website, that's for sure!

Jezebel does NOT call out Her Royal Highness Who Says It's Fine To Rhyme Minute With Minute And It's Sheer Lyrical Genius And How Dare You Suggest Otherwise Beyonce on ANYTHING. Because She is Perfection.

I'm a little confused. How much did he spend on that pussy again?

This country hates you right back you filthy Commie.

Are you really going to get your Maple Laughs jersey customized with a name out of that bunch?

You write a whole article about men not wearing jewelry, and then end it with a suggestion that they might perhaps someday get a hat?

What?

That's exactly what is being suggested.

(Haha! Thanks for giving me an excuse to post that one too!)