I would totally fuck with Metta World Peace and kick his pussy ass. He could try to get into one of those pussy slap fests that basketball players call a fight with me. I'd just cold uppercut him in his jaw, then kick him in the head while he's down. Fuck that noise.

Tom Ley, you are a racist piece of shit. First of all, Stephen Smith is a black man, and is in no way, shape, or form responsible for any of his actions. He and his ancestors have been victimized for years, and have no choice but to express their frustrations in ways that your white, male privilege can't even begin to…

What a bunch of pussies. First of all, being upset about flipping bats? Really? Are we ten? Second of all, retaliation means throwing a ball close to a guy? Since the ball is the weapon available to the pitcher, can the batter retaliate with the bat? It's the weapon available to him.

The number of men convicted of computer crimes is far above the number of women convicted for the same. I smell inequality here!

Uh, what? Nerdlove is an idiot. And that whole women hitting their sexual peak later and becoming voracious fuck kittens like on Sex In The City isn't for real.

No point was missed. I don't need to be a feminist or agree with your feminist ideology to be self-aware.

Why is it you guys don't like PETA again? Is it because they've used boobs in their ads?

I'm not a feminist.

Imagine if there was a category on Jeopardy! named "Landscape of LeBron James's Cock & Balls". The writers at Deadspin would break all Jeopardy! records winning that category!

Let's count the douchebags related to this story...

He's white

Ray Rice is black, and therefore cannot be held responsible for his actions. His suspension should actually be zero games.

No. Dude wasn't wrong in any of his assertions. Reality is reality, no matter what your personal feminist ideals compel you to say.

I didn't think Deadspin writers wanted any tip other than LeBron's....

I thought "twat" was an acceptable past perfect form of tweet? Tweet, twitted, twatted?

Was the article REALLY revised because it originally "collectively missed the mark" or because it could have been construed as libel?

"Kept man". Thanks, move on.

Like the backseat of a Volkswagen?

I got a unicycle for free. It's a horribly ineffective means of transportation. You can't even coast down hills.