And yet, he's made $913,335 over the past season or whatever they have in golf. Which is probably about $900,000 more than you've made...

A hit isn't "semi-dirty" just because the player getting hit never learned to skate with his head up.

He's a biracial angel!

Judge Reinhold you say? Mention of his name is the perfect excuse to post this...

I wonder what filter was used to take the picture associated with this article? The accused appears to have the wrong skin tone for the typical Gawker article, so there must be some sort of Photoshop shenanigans going on...

Being an old man, my biggest complain about "anime" is that you people call it "anime" instead of Japanimation, which is what we referred to it all as for years with nary a thought of it being politically incorrect, because it isn't. Now get the fuck off my lawn.

Homophobic behavior on an American football team? I'm shocked, SHOCKED I say. What's next, will some of the players be charged with murder?!?!

Sorry, I got carried away. I thought I was on Jezebel. That's where most of Gawker's Rihanna stories are posted.

And what's wrong with that? If Dirk Kuyt self-identifies as Rihanna's "nigga", then he's Rihanna's "nigga" and damn you if you try to take that away from him you bigoted racist!

You went out to eat? How did you choose to have LeBron James's penis prepared for this meal?

Sort of a shame that just as many real girls were rescued by this advertisement as were rescued by the social media campaign for the Nigerians...

And basketball players always have to point out how tough their sport is because of the 'bos under the hoop, when in reality looking at someone wrong is a penalty, and when they fight they look like a bunch of slap-happy pussies.

A moron you say? How does his moronic net worth of 3.9 billion stack up against your McDonald's paycheck I wonder? Hell, add your paycheck to all those "+1"ing your comment and see how close you guys get to a guy who is still a billionaire whether he uses comic sans or not.

I see. Well, carry on then.

What's cute is that you think I care about this conversation almost a month later. If I'm embarrassed, it's simply being embarrassed for you being so slow and dim-witted. Have a nice holiday, and try not to let The Man get you too down!

I don't think lemons do well in cold climates that require a scarf...

Social media campaign eh? Well, it worked so well to get all those girls in Nigeria back...

A billion years, twelve years as posted in an earlier Jezebel article, or perhaps six years as a simple Google search will quickly tell you. Either way, it seems Jezebel writers in general don't bother fact-checking before posting either...but I'm sure you're the exception and can totally call out this guy without…