Not if they race-identify with another ethnic group that has darker skin. How dare you suggest they are white based on their appearance? What's next, you going to claim a person is a woman or a man based on the genitalia they have? Fucking jerk.

Well then, if you're not willing to peruse the evidence as presented to you, kindly shut the fuck up and let the grown-ups converse.

Nonsense. Go watch an episode of Jersey Shore and tell me they're white.

Says you.

Christopher Columbus wasn't even white. He was Italian. So this makes no sense at all.

If you believe that playing paintball is the same thing as swinging a piece of styrofoam at someone in cardboard 'armor', then I guess there's no talking logically to you.

I don't understand what you're going for here?

What irony? Just because I would say "drink a beer" doesn't mean I would also say "drink some bleach". Not all similar actions are necessarily a good idea.

She was his beard.

I didn't ask how you gender identified. I asked if you had a penis or a vagina. It's also possible the two guys were gay.

Do you have a penis or a vagina?

Don't be ridiculous. That's what drones are for. And if you want to learn drones, you should be playing flight simulators.

Now I must Google...

His bros also like whichever girl is willing to have sex with them at the moment.

Yes, that's exactly right. What don't you understand about that?

I never said you couldn't? Knock yourself out.

If you were a real girl, you'd already know the answer to this!

I'll have all you ladies (and I use that term loosely) that I don't work out for your pleasure! I work out to be better at hockey! So quit staring!

Protip: Men prefer the body type of the woman willing to have sex with him at the moment.

No.