No. LARPing is as bad as playing a first person shooter. Stop being dumb.

I am.

Because I said so.

No.

Glad you recognize.

No idea. At least they're not sitting on a couch eating Doritos and drinking copious amounts of Mountain Dew.

Quit wasting your time playing first person shooter video games and hit the gym so you're better at paintball!

Holy shit?!? 185th?!?! I wasn't aware that many people agreed with me concerning Wolfenhalofield of Dutyfall 3D games!

Oh no. I will shudder in abject horror of being mocked by a bunch of fat, mindless, video game sharpshooters...oh the humanity...

I've got a solution for you...quit playing stupid first person shooters. If you want to experience first person shooter stuff, go play paintball or airsoft or something.

My, what a fine grasp on the English language you have. You hug your momma with those arms and hands?

Uh....wasn't Corona with a lime the "OG" lime beer?

No self-respecting lemon would drink swill like PBR!

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They probably have more engineering types than they do biologist types.

There are no hockey players in this article...are you confusing hockey with curling?

That woman looks in no way pregnant, although I have to confess I wouldn't mind practicing making her so! And a nice pair of lays, along with a nice pair of legs, would be fine for me while she's wearing that!

I don't know what men you're hanging out with that look pregnant in hockey jerseys, but maybe you could suggest they drink a bit less beer that goes straight to their bellies?

Not sure where you guys live, but it you EVER have the opportunity to hear an in-game or post game interview of Pittsburgh Penguins player Evgeni Malkin...it's an experience not to be missed! Entertaining as all get out, God bless the kid!