Heh. If American football can be listed in the article and given positive commentary in the form of "padded shoulders cut a fetching — and appropriately intimidating — silhouette", then hockey should at least be tied with it.

We don't have to 'make up' for not having an NBA team. We don't want that garbage here anyhow.

Then not only are you terrible and ugly, you're dumb too! ;)

Heh. Fear not! Most hockey players are very kind and respectable in public. On the ice though, it's another story entirely. Plus goalies are just messed up for the most part anyhow. So she should be safe.

Here's an idea. Why don't all of you people who have your panties in such a wad over this whole name thing pool all of your money together, buy the team, and then change the name to whatever the Hell you want?

1.) They weren't even ranked.

So are you.

I'm simply responding to the rankings of sports uniforms as this article presents. Surely hockey deserves at least as high a ranking as American football in terms of this article.

True story...I once had a psychotic goaltender threaten my life because I referred to it as a "goalie helmet" and not a "goalie mask"...at a pickup hockey game...

But American football uniforms are better because they "cut a fetching — and appropriately intimidating — silhouette"?

Newsflash...most of them are wearing something like this:

You can't see much of anything on a football player either, but they were ranked number nine.

You forgot one...

Me: I put on my robe and wizard hat...

Maybe if they added "poundsignPrettyPleaseWithSugarOnTop"?

She was not an American music icon. Neither was Notorious B.I.G., and certainly not Selena. They may have been icons in their own respective genres, but they weren't overarching "American music" icons along the lines of Ray Charles and Johnny Cash.

Better than the R Kelly biopic where instead of getting pissed off, people are getting pissed on!

His comment was a bit over the top, but yours went straight for the danger zone!

Deadspin? Writers?!?! Laughing out loud!