Absolutely the best ever.

Neville Island?

I was at this one. It was awesome.

Does Gawker make its people work in the sewers or something?

which is to say that he thinks ordinary NBA fans are halfwits

It's appropriate anytime the wearer wants because fuck you asshole. Why are you 'writing' such a useless story anyhow? A random NBA team didn't need your fluffer service tonight?

Well. It's fairly obvious from the colorful descriptions of theoretical in-game happenings that this particular Gawker 'writer' has never seen a Cleveland Browns football game.

"a quarter mean twenty five cent"

Give the guy his team, free to take to whatever league will have him. Give L.A. an expansion team with whoever you want in charge. Problem solved.

I understand your point. However, I applaud ANY efforts by a Gawker writer to elevate the form of their work. Bravo from me, even if that opinion isn't shared by the majority.

"Weblog" and "blog" are both dumb words. Seriously...say "blog" out loud a few times. I would actually prefer to see it spelled out as "web-log" instead of smashed together to make a ridiculous sounding word. Also, I don't carry cash nor engage in underwater activities, so I say neither of those phrases.

I see. Shocking that some folks don't want to bastardize the English language any further with constant use of abbreviations for words that are rather silly to begin with, more so afterwards...

What point are you trying to make with this comment?

If you're suggesting that Beyonce should acquiesce to anal sex as a result of this incident, well...I wholeheartedly agree!

I went and got an education, and now I'm qualified for a job that pays me what I'm worth, and affords me a lifestyle I am happy with. I wouldn't be able to have it all though without the education part.

So what you're telling me is that you come from a generation of entitled, spoiled brats who think that fresh out of high school you're worth at least fifteen bucks an hour, even with no specialized trade or degree? I'm glad we've instilled such high self-esteem in our youth.

He probably skates better than every single 'writer' for Deadspin.

He's getting paid handsomely to follow 'silly rules'. If he doesn't want to follow them, he can find a new employer and source of income.

As funny as Jerry Seinfeld.

Walking on their knees would be horribly inefficient and further slow them down. But what your sarcasm is saying is that it's OK for them to be slow? So why even go to a fast-food joint then? It should be fast. It's right there in the name.