You have no imagination, and probably shitty taste in music.

Jeremy Piven grew a beard and started a band?

Damn it people....what is it with you all expecting these Gawker writers to know not only proper grammar, but math too?!?!

In my older age, I've found that there are plenty of comics that I'd like to read, might like to re-read someday, but have no desire to own a physical copy of which would take up space that is a premium in my house.

You mean kinda like the liberal nutjobs in the U.S. want to do as well? Silence anyone with a different opinion?

Shocking! Next they're going to stop playing music videos on MTV and VH1!

I'm a peopleist. I think all people should be treated kindly, and fairly, and given basic respect afforded to any individual, until they prove otherwise (And yes, some people do prove otherwise unfortunately. Even then, it's not really my place to judge. I'm more apt to just limit my interactions with them).

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help help, I'm being repressed!

Gawker writers often don't read the articles they repost from other websites, but you expect the readers to do so before firing off from the hip in the comments section?!?

Was this article reposted or something? Because it's really, really old and odd to be getting commentary on it now.

You must be a shitty singer!

If you're spilling coffee on your headphones, you're probably doing it wrong...

And I claim my right to do so! ;)

Actually, you should have either typed "they're" without any capitalization, since my error didn't appear at the beginning of a sentence, or "*They're." with a period at the end, since your entire sentence consisted of one word.

Yes. I understand what you're saying. But then again, those same folks probably never saw the nasty things said about them either.

Sooooo....will all the folks who bashed the customers in the first thread regarding this incident come back and offer up some sort of apology?

Makes sense to me.

I think you mean "breast case scenario"!

The elves themselves have been made since the 1950's. The story surrounding the elves is more recent.

Eh. Wouldn't be the first time I pissed anyone off here on Jezebel and was called all sorts of names for my "misogynistic" ways.