Not sure Jezebel is the right place for this. But what the Hell.

Ah, ok. Cool. I guess I was picturing like a newborn snacking on a carrot, when I always thought they were limited to formula at those early stages. But yeah, a one year old eating veggie baby food or mushed up veggies doesn't seem all that strange I suppose.

Lies. You may prefer to look at butts, but no straight man is going to turn away cleavage on some sort of misguided principle.

You ate vegetables as an infant?

Or you know...instead of worrying about vegetables, you can use the following traditional, time-honored, sure-fire methods of attracting the opposite sex.

My hockey team actually has pink jerseys as our regular game jerseys. They're a bright, bubblegum sort of pink. We got tired of having to worry about having the same color as any other team we play, and pink was a good choice. Never had to play another team with the same color since.

I can see that.

Wait, there's three performers being discussed here. Which falls into which category? I assume you mean Christina doesn't. What about the other two?

Yeah. I didn't watch much of it while my wife had it on, but I can't believe how bad her and Sir Elton butchered everything they did.

Eh. Based on their relative success and income stemming from those successes, they're all apparently smart about something, even if it's only on how to market themselves.

Right. Because otherwise this whole article and comment section is a dissertation on how to end war, famine, and every other bad thing while achieving everlasting peace on Earth, minus my one, singular, unnecessary comment.

I could say the same about a lot of musical acts that have elaborate stage shows.

I think you're misunderstanding me. I actually like some of what Christina and Katy do, while I can't really say I'm much of a fan of anything Lady Gaga has done.

Eh. It's no skin off my nose. She has her fans. Let her appease them.

Err....I don't know about the crappy music part. I think she makes pretty decent music for her genre, even if it isn't always my cup of tea. Yeah, she's no Bowie, but other than Bowie, who is? And Christina, that girl has some lungs! And you know, she sings good too...

I like to see a nice, trim landing strip. It also makes for great texture difference during certain events.

I agree. She's no Christina Aguilera or Katy Perry!

I dunno. She's topping Rihanna in my personal-taste department. Not that either of them cares...

Yes. Her face was the first thing I noticed! I swear. That's my story and I'm sticking too it. Accent you say? Now I'm going to have to find some audio of her.

Why are you "lol"ing Vizio?