True, and fixed, and I apologize. But, counterpoint:

HA HA. So long as UD keeps putting that pink-ass blush in there, I can keep saving my money. I ain’t pink enough for that.

She actually has to have people who aren’t straight-ticket Republicans vote for her, which requires some sense.

We gays only see movement. When straights stand still they become invisible. Also we don't have object permanence.

The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.

You only need a certificate to engage in oral sex. It’s $50 for an afternoon class where I’m at. I got my cert after 3 hours on a Saturday. Met some lovely people there too, I still speak with a few of them.

I think they just literally couldn’t think of important women. If you didn’t give birth to them or have sex with them on a regular basis, you’re pretty much not valuable as a human being anyway.

Yeah I wasn’t sure what I was going into reading this last Free Comic Book Day, but it’s great. Sure it’s not very subtle about the themes, but those themes speak to major social issues that don’t really deserve the benefit of subtlety.

KAZOOOOOOOOOOOS!

KAZOOOOOOOOOS!

KAZOOOOOS!

He really fucking is. As I said on another post, I was hating his ass back when he was blaming video games for Columbine.

It also claims that her clerks were “coerced by the threat of contempt sanctions” into granting marriage licenses.

I had this pair of asshole brothers come in last night and they tipped me in coupons for free salsa because I had “such a sweet and spicy smile”. Their bill was over $100.

It’s terrifying that his outright racism is what has gotten him this far. In that much Donald Trump is right, he’s saying what quite a few people are already thinking.

People suck I’m just gonna live on that island in Japan full of cats and be adopted into their wild lifestyle.

Because tormenting you all is the only thing that brings my shriveled, broken excuse for a heart any joy.

I just had the saddest Cup-a-Soup the world has ever known :(

The Man and His Daughter Walk Away, Hopefully Forever