Come on people’s-USE CONDOMS!

Fucking sold!

Right? Where is this magical Vallhalla that people are unaware of what men think all the time?

What could the added value of a show entitled “What Men Really Think” possibly be? I’m bombarded with male opinions about things every day.

GOD LIKE THAT ONE. You know, where the woman opens the fridge and spots a big slice of chocolate cake (lying around unwrapped so it’s probably dried out) but instead goes for a half ounce cup of yogurt with sad fake runny “chocolate” sauce swirled in. Ha ha NO. NO.

I would have liked a study of what it is about yogurt commercials that makes people (me) want to incite violence, because damn, I can’t think of any type of commercial I loathe more as a group.

Or a lesbian road-trip buddy movie.

Yeah I love how he’s like “fatties stay away! Also none of you surfboards either! Actually no one! No one wear this. This is for no one.”

I will say, Butch & Leisurely sounds like a fabulous lifestyle magazine.

How can one person go wrong in so many ways in such a short sentence structure???

I cook all the time and I’m good at it. I have never been able to make dinner in 30 minutes.

Being forced to shower and maybe (probably not) brush my hair.

PLEASEPLEASE update when you discover the source.

How are this many people so new to the internet? And how did they end up on Kitchenette as their Orientation Day site?!

He’s not a fetus, they don’t care.

There’s this theory than the far left and the far right essentially end up colliding together in a vat of wtfery.

This is going to be long, because I have a lot of pent up feelings.

Do your research. Vonnegut was a soldier and a POW in WWII.

What about Atwood? Is it just because people actually read her, instead of pretending to?