Also reminiscent of my “tighten it til it starts to strip, then back off a quarter-turn” approach to fasteners.

A pal from the old GDR told me how you got a Trabbi:

I love how he uses his foot to (assuming) push in the grill....then shuts the hood and goes “oh shit, way to far” and proceeds to yank it back out. Exactly how I do body work.

Graduates of the Jeremy Clarkson Technical School for Assembling Cars.

You know the guy is qualified for this job sporting that, business in the front party in the back, do.

I’d say it can fit three, 300-pound wenches, at most.

Indiana government in action.

It shoots fire. Automatic NP forever and always.

190,000 miles on a Volvo is about the equivalent of 20,000 miles on any American made car.

So the votes are currently running 50/50.......its official, 1/2 the people on this site are nuts.

5000 pound wench? Way more than I can handle.

10/10 I would daily this

It was probably around a $500 car originally, but they added tires, a winch, roof rack, switches, horn, exhaust, snorkel, etc.... those parts weren’t free......   and it shoots fire you guys!

NP just for the fact that I can do this when carpool Karen wants to complain about “my spacing” in the carpool lane.

Fuck it, nice price. Buy it and take it to Cars and Coffee to watch a bunch of yuppies rage shit their pants.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

I voted CP but now deeply regret it. It just snowed 6" where I live and this thing would turn the Monday commute into the day’s bright spot.

I must commend you on your use of Roman numerals in a place that did not clearly call for them. I believe people like you are doing good work to make sure that even the youngest generation of Jalopnik readers know about Roman numerals.