Question for the youths, from a 40 year old. Do you like Seinfeld?

counterpoint: fuck the cubs

David Ross is the absolute fucking worst. All the yuppie Cubs fans love him because if you throw a patagonia vest on him, he looks like every d-bag senior EY accountant that’s crawling all over Chicago.

Anyone who chooses to watch a Cubs/Cardinals game gets what they deserve.

You spoiled the ending of the movie in the middle of the review without any warning at all. Not only is that completely unprofessional, it’s just a dick move.

My goodness I wish Zodiac Motherfucker would send in emails to Drew for this annual laughfest. Honestly reading ZM was the high point of the Lions’ season!

Fuck, man. Not even a token “NO MAGARY IM NOT WRITING ABOUT THESE FUCKS” from ZMF this year. It’s like Christmas without Santa.

Genuine question: why do people watch this show? It perpetuates everything people complain about in relationships and makes idiots famous.

Hard disagree on Buttigieg. The guy just continues to prove that he’s an empty suit, waiting to parrot whatever think tank talking points are delivered wirelessly to his CPU. 

Amir Garrett’s that friend you’re happy you have but you kind of wish wasn’t your friend.

So what, did Biden agree to make Jake Tapper’s lunch for a year as long as they fix the drawing so he didn’t have debate Warren for a little while longer? Because all I just heard was this:

You got me!  I’m Ohio’s #1 Paula Abdul mega-fan!

I am being pedantic about your use of “objective”. Critically acclaimed, sure! But not “objectively good”.  Clean air is objectively good because you need it to breathe and live.  Bruce is just a musician that people either like or don’t like, but whether you or me or anyone considers him good is subjective, not…

Nah, you can’t say any music is “objectively good,” its all subjective. Like some people might say Bruce sounds like he is severally constipated when he sings and that is really off-putting. He writes some good songs, but this tweet is very true:

You don’t know what the word “objective” means. I’m an 80s kid so I grew up listening against my will to his godawful, tuneless hollering on born on the 4th of july, dancing in the dark, glory days, santa clause is coming to town, etc. etc. etc. Horrendous shit, all of it. Shitty songs, shitty singing, shitty annoying…

I feel that way about Phish. Good for their fans, but I just don’t get it. A coworker is a fervent fan who doesn’t talk about them unless asked, and when she plays music in the office it’s never them. She’s doing it right. A close friend is also a fan, and he is forever sending me links and clips and they are…

To me, meeting a Springsteen fan is like meeting a furry. I’m like, hey, to each his own, I’m happy you’re happy, but I don’t get it at all. The appeal is just totally lost on me.

Listen, fun is fun, but if you’re going to interrupt your kid’s summer league game do it in the time honored and respectable fashion...get into a drunken argument with the official, before taking a few swings at random parents trying to separate the two of you, then storm off to your car screaming, “I’m sorry, I…

LeBron’s celebrations are completely classless. It sends the wrong message to kids that the refs and the league didn’t assess a technical foul on his son’s team because of LeBron’s antics. Follow the rules like everyone else. Because of this star worship, I fell two damned points short of hitting the over.