I think that’s what OPEC was trying to do

Did you actually HAVE A NICE DAY?

I know what I’ll be listening to during work tomorrow. (Sigh... I had to be very careful not to say “at” work.)

Well, maybe the last person standing will.

of all the historical world leaders to choose as a cyborg, why Napoleon?

I’m not *entirely* sure that’s true. He is from Delaware, after all.

You speak to me.

Man, this. My parents had a Rabbit when I was a toddler. I cried when they traded it in. (I liked bunnies.)

Okay, Dan in Hingham!

How phallic.

Tav

I’m parking a log right now!

If they sold it in 2020, I would buy one

Jalopnik always has the most tents pitched whenever a 240 is involved.

You had me at “Volvo 240".

As a 6'5" father of a long-legged toddler who enjoys kicking seats, I wholeheartedly disagree.

You’re *in* the crumple zone!

I admire and constantly strive to achieve your username.

Does the Odyssey still turn into a panther?

The rear seat on a Model S is tiny compared to the other choices.