The best jokes are the ones which have to be explained in the notes.

Forget the fridge; I just want the puppy. PUPPYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ad is decidedly not German. Dutch, maybe?

Because of the electric... hum?

Jimny: “”

I’m as whitebread as they come.... and this video is a wonderful thing.

Jon Benjamin is nowhere near handsome enough to be Sterling Archer.

They’ve quite literally run out of ideas.

Gross.

Winamp 4 lyfe

You mean you don’t want a car that you have to blow on the ignition switch to get running?

The worst car movie is not Driven? That’s a pretty damn high (or in this case, low) bar.

Gonna need a fire retardant racing suit to handle that burn

Swedish meatballs

More like Carlos Ghostin’, amirite?!?!?

I’m currently reading your comment in the middle of a powershit transmission.

I too test drove one in 2012 before buying my Civic. All I could say was BARFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I want a goddamned station wagon. Specifically, a Volvo 245. Is that too much to ask?

I don’t see the Holy Grail listed in your signature yet, which is somewhat foreboding for the end of this series.

Screen name fits.