KinJaJuanJohnson
KinJaJuanJohnson
KinJaJuanJohnson

James May is my spirit animal.

Classy.

WHAT WILL CONSUMER CELLULAR DO?!?!

So, Katy Perry then

I initially read that as “sample of the children”

*loess

I’d buy a Ferrari estate.

Depends on how you spin it.

Proper capitalization and punctuation, please.

J is for Junior. That’s his name: Henry Jones, Jr.

Honestly, the most mindblowing part of this was the username DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT.

I recall driving a ~2003 Kia Optima rental (in 2005!) around 80mph on the highway and thinking the engine was going to explode. Honestly, what you’ve pictured is more reassuring.

Um, 240/740/940, thx.

A lot of gas stations look the same at night.

If for some reason (weather?) you end up taking the southern route via KC/STL/Indy on I-70, I happen to live less than a mile from that highway. Can you DM on Kinja lolollololololool????????

You’d think they would have started in a conventional plane for sales purposes alone. Without the context you provided, I considered the 100-mile range pretty weak.

The man had 3 families even!

CAD

I literally did not notice those things because all I saw was the amazing paint job.