Why would you need a new coat of paint? The current one is AWESOME.

When we were in the market for new cars in 2016, I took the driver’s seat in each model, pushed it all the way back, and then tried to cram my 6'5" frame into the seat behind it. I was able to get into the Outback and even the Impreza, albeit uncomfortably, but I could not manage to contort enough to get into the…

With the wheelbase and wheel size, it drives a bit like a high powered golf cart. Some people might find that to be enjoyable, but most others do not.

Jeez. We average 32+ with a decent mix of city and highway/traffic in our ‘16 automatic. Does the manual have bad ratios or something?

245GL or bust

Your teenagers must not be very tall.

This is a realistic depiction.

Jesus. I wouldn’t want to cross Appalachia in the dark.

Yeah, stop making such a fuscia.

It’s the international date line or something.

Time zones, man. Germany is two years ahead.

That happened to me once on I-57 in Illinois, except the guy was going closer to 90.

“The safest period in the history of this state’s highways was the period when the state was nowhere near its peak vehicle population.”

When you have infants or toddlers in the house, 60 is not an option.

Indeed, that is NOT the cup of a carpenter.

In that case, why not elect a Democratic robot president if it doesn’t matter who wins the primary?

Whenever TikTok is mentioned, my brain immediately goes to the Ke$ha song.

Every good pack of hounds needs a terrier or two.

Other than Wolf, I’ve only ever seen Gangs of New York and The Departed, both of which I enjoyed far more than Wolf but were ineligible for the rankings as they were both made in the 2000s. In both of those films, I felt like most of the truly “awful” characters had some complexity or redeeming quality that made them…

I had a 240 wagon once whose rear quarter panel was backed into. It was “totaled” and I, too, graciously accepted the $1500. I then jumped into the rear hatch, kicked the dent back into place, and reinstalled the plastic bumper cover. Good as new!