Good. Pop it. I’m sick of hearing about this stuff.

I love this man. Keep on keepin’ on, brother.

I’m pretty sure that’s a quote from Brave New World.

Not eclipsed - tied.

Yes.

lol

Fuck off

You’d be pretty pissed if you were nut-tapped too. Oh wait...

It’s almost like their leaders aren’t concerned with the collective good, only their own enrichment!

Show us on the doll where they touched you.

About 10 years ago, this happened to me in my Volvo 240 (driving through a puddle during a storm). Instead of millions of bits of carbon fiber strewn about, it simply sheared off the bolts attaching the cross brace which supported the transmission. I didn’t even notice it until the next morning when I couldn’t get…

Sports site, huh?

I’m surprised (and thankful) that Deadspin and others recognized the “discovered” tweets for what they were and didn’t push the story more than a cursory mention. They’re pretty mild as far as idiotic teenage tweets go, and the asshole who “discovered” them was a Winnipeg native who previously interned for the…

Timbits?

lol @ New Orleans in the NHL... maybe in 1920?

The best part was seeing Yadier Molina having to stand at third base for an inning.

lolololol I drink your tearssssssssssss

Surprised he didn’t say that on the telecast.

It will end in some sort of game.

GOLF