The small town angle is a big one. If you’re lucky enough to be traveling to/from a town on an Amtrak route, it’s way more convenient than flying.

For fuck’s sake, what idiot made that video? A slow curve is not an eephus.

We appreciate the use of Harold Arceneaux’s full name.

Jesus Christ, you’re a pretentious asshole.

Well, he’s certainly going to get what he wants if he keeps oiling up Castor.

lol ok

I don’t know how anyone doesn’t use that voice while speaking with Charlie Rose.

+1 photo op in the burn

STRAITS, dumbass.

I’m drooling.

Fun game: do a shot whenever you see a GMC Acadia or Chevy Traverse

Can confirm.

The solution is not to live on the west coast.

985 miles to the southwest of Europe... is basically in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. #geography

Deadspin as hypocrites? Get outta town!

Bingo.

Even the dot of the i? Yikes.

One of my favorites of all time.

This is the most positive thing written about St. Louis on this site in years.