I have the same problem! I ALWAYS have to close the closet door. When my husband complained about me asking him to close it (it's on his side of the bed and his stuff dominates it), I told him he could either close the door or sleep on the floor and not have sex for a year. He took me seriously then!

My friends and I all decided to go stag to the prom because we are badass and our school was ridiculously small. Well, the five of us had this great plan...until two decided to get dates at the last moment. But that's not the worst part of the story (though I have some really awkward prom photos). The worst part of…

This was my jam when my boyfriend broke up with me in 8th grade...and now I just feel OLD. 18 years? That's just crazy!

Back when we first started dating, my husband (who we shall name Grumpy Husband, or GH, henceforth) was doing the lighting for a community playhouse. He invited me to watch the play, though I can't tell you much about the substance of it because I spent the entire time sexting GH. (I know! Rude! Made especially rude…

OMG toddler logic is the best!

I am super impressed with her whole attitude. She's got that whole laid-back, happy, live your life vibe AND she has killer style. I want her to raise my kids, too. And me.

I don't have cable, so if it isn't on Netflix or Hulu, I sorely miss out. I will put it on my wish list though!

We're on our fourth re-watch of the series, and we still laugh like maniacs when Moss is behind the bar at "Gay the Musical." The only other shows that have made me laugh as hard are Bob's Burgers and Moone Boy.

I scanned all the replies waiting and waiting to find you, finchhouse3, and your perfect IT Crowd reference. I love you, my husband loves you, and we all win. The end.

I'm 30, and I'm rereading the Harry Potter series for the fourth time. And just read His Dark Materials for the second time. I love YA fiction! I remembered Starlight Crystal as being super weird—-and it did not disappoint. Give it a go and then we can chat about it's weirdness.

I REMEMBER THAT BOOK! Wasn't that also part of a series and she later got a body?

I work for an organization founded in honor of the woman who created Banned Books Week, so BBW is serious business here. I'm going to win all the awesome with this nail art! Thanks, Mark!!!

It's not just a list! You can see if you've read as many as she has. I've read 88.

I looked at the photo and thought, "Good God, he looks so normal!" And his normalcy weirded me out.

Zoobilee Zoo! OMG. You win all the points from me!

I swear on all that is holy that I had a pair of those for my son!

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OMG so perfect! I want to pull these two out for everything!

Welp, now I'm definitely giving up snacks. Thanks, creepy vending machines, for getting me to complete a resolution finally.