I have no principles. I've been enjoying my nog for a few days and have even been listening to Christmas songs. HATERS TO THE LEFT.
As I reasoned to my poor husband, we only get a month of all my favorite things, so I'm starting early this year. Or, as my mom put it, Thanksgiving is fucking late!

I think glass blowing is beautiful and have always wanted to try it. At the first exhibition I saw, the instructor talked about not inhaling as you blow because you'll inhale molten glass. Pretty much cleared that desire up for me! I still like to watch it being blown and daydream about the day when, much like the…

I am fairly sure that local colleges have classes you can take. I almost took it as an elective, but I was afraid I'd set my lungs on fire. Valid fear, I think.

Good luck! Be confident and give zero fucks!

You should! Tell him that by not voting he's just letting the highest bidder buy his democracy, and one day he's going to pay the price. I repeat: WHAT THE FUCK IS IT GOING TO TAKE?! I admire you for being involved and hope you get through to all the idiots!
Also, GO WENDY!

OMG it's a dream come true! I've got wine a-plenty and a whole set of Allen wrenches because I'M A BOSS.

It's from New Girl and that, my friend, is Schmidt, my favorite character. The writing has taking a bit of a dip this season, but I will never abandon the show. I love it, Peter Pan collars, over-quirkiness, and all!!

Anytime! My mom and I were abused by her second husband for a long time when I was little. The best and bravest thing she ever did was leave him. I'm glad you were brave for yourself and your kids. Good luck with everything! :)

I always wonder what will get this generation to DO something. WHAT WILL IT TAKE? I partly blame consumer philanthropy—buy this shirt to cure AIDS/go PINK to cure breast cancer/BUY THIS SHIT AND DO NOTHING WHO CARES—for taking the act out of activism.

Whenever I start to get the feels for someone (I'm married), I just try to imagine them changing poopy diapers, dealing with my kids screaming, rubbing my back even though he's tired, and doing the dishes—all the wonderful things my husband does for me. By then, I've remembered that the other person comes with all…

Can I join you? Putting furniture together gives me so much joy! Whenever we get new furniture, I tell my husband to get me some wine and go play a video game because his services are not needed.

I know exactly how you feel. I was a single mom and reconnected with an old college crush just a few months after I left my unproductive relationship. I married said crush and have two more kids! When I first decided to leave my ex, I thought I was a horrible person and that no one would ever love me again. Happily, I…

There are a great many sexy men in these comments, but my heart belongs to this one:

I love him and always will! I can't even hold Breaking Dawn against him!

Young Paul Newman and Young Marlon Brando were my first celebrity crushes!

I only watch old episodes of The IT Crowd and Never Mind the Buzzcocks, so I really have no clue. I only just added Mighty Boosh to my Netflix queue!

Lindy, you have won ALL my love for that gif of Noel Fielding (MY ONE TRUE LOVE) and Russell Brand (OUR PERSONAL SEX GOD).

I had no intention of commenting but my phone is forcing me to do so. I officially have no stance on this matter. Thank you.

THAT PICTURE. It's got a seventies vibe in all the right places. Love it.

My mind went to down payment on a house and how much that money as a donation could help people in need.