Kimtastic
Kimtastic
Kimtastic

And he was fab in Kinky Boots!

Long-time reader in the shadows; first time SNS commenter.

I cannot stop laughing at that gif. I laughed so loud that I woke up my husband!

You were just a prophetic voice in the din of swooning ladies!

He will forever be known as Jean Luc Sexypants in my household.

I can just imagine this going so wrong! The dad of the groom has to go to the toilet or the mother of the bride deletes the message! Then again, something always goes wrong at weddings. My dad went to the wrong Main Street in my town. Of course, having two Main Streets is confusing.

I just snickered out loud!

I didn't even know of her until then. I don't like her inclusion in Tweet Beat. More Sir Patrick Stewart, please!

I agree that big weddings should not webcast the wedding. That's just insulting.

Chrissy Teigen gets more annoying with each Tweet Beat. I'm no fan of Hot Pockets, but seriously? Also, my very un-slobby, gorgeous Merida-look-alike sister loves those. So STFU.

My daughter is 2 years younger than her brother and loves superheroes. When I asked her what she wants for her 4th birthday, she said superheroes. Then this:

I was all "BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH MUST CLICK GO NOW" and was almost swept away by the visual feast of a man in a top hat next to Benedict Cumberbatch (hello, Prince E!) but the joy was hijacked by the man in red just behind them. What kind of garden party is this? Top hat, Benedict Cumberbatch, and that dude? I need

You just summed up in one sentence what took years (and a terrible camping trip) for me to explain to my husband!

Please dear god do NOT let me begin to wear flower sweatshirts and too-high jeans.

Ill get the planes tickets ready!

Same here! Though my first sexual awakening goes to David Bowie in Labyrinth. No lie!

I want to be her kid. So, so much.

Lindy, your Dirt Bags make my day. You are a champion! I really laugh out loud. Please don't let these small-minded, cruel, hopeless fuckers, I mean, misogynists take your funny away. Take an Internet break, love yourself, and come back blazing. You have a whole lotta love from this corner of the net.

That was the first thing I thought! Phineas would be so proud, if only he could remember.

I tend to just get upset. Most beer commercials drive me nuts, but I saw one at my mom's the other day that made me livid. It's the one with a group of black guys watching a waitress carry a bottle through a bar, all the while they are making sexual, objectifying comments. In the end, the comments are about the