DOWN WITH CANADIANPHOBIA! WE ARE PEOPLE TOO!

Is this the aspirin that I'm supposed to put between my legs?

"Marsha and I always planned to have five children..."

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

Totally cool!

That guy's poor wife. It must be like fucking a glass of warm milk.

"You know Tina, the Devil takes your soul every time you orgasm? That is why your mother is still a pure woman today!" (I'm just guessing based on the image, I have to wait until I am done with work to be sure.)

They are cousins, from Canada, you're welcome!

Definitely moreso. Beck doesn't have a team of songwriters writing his lyrics for him, nor a team of producers creating all of the muzak he sings other people's words over. Beyonce is overrated as hell.

"And Beck needs to respect artistry and he should've given his award to Beyonce."

Fuck this guy.

We need some of this.

HAVE ALL BABIES, ALWAYS. MORALITY DEMANDS IT.

Holdman has a special affinity for fetal abnormalities, because he was born without a conscience.

I would feel weird if Don Johnson's daughter didn't do coke.

I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…

OH CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what pissed me off the most was the fact that he didn't wipe the existing hair off of the tweezers in between pulls. Like START FRESH OMG

Yes, we have our ways of standing out, but not so much as to offend anyone. That would be wrong.

You know you are Canadian when...you find you self saying "Excuse me, sorry..." after burping in an empty room.