Underwear sucks at communicating consent because rapists can’t know what underwear you’re wearing until they’re already raping you.

The rapist’s lawyer is named Elizabeth O’Connell. Dox the witch.

Remember, these are ‘ketchup on steak’ tastebuds we’re talking about, here. He’d give a Michelin star to an actual tire.

I’m livid. Buddy just called my Prime minister meek and mild. Other buddy says there is a special place in hell for Trudeau. Trump said while in Singapore the Canadian people will have to pay. Then he goes and sucks Kim’s Dick. WTF is going on?

We need to emphasize a bit more the fact that the guy that was just befriended by the US President is a homicidal maniac who starves an entire country on a daily basis.

He looks like he hasn’t pooped for days.

Oh man, I bet he was so pissed that there was fruit on his tray.

“promoted immoral ideas that are alien to our society and threaten the fabric of the Egyptian family.”

/oblig

I hear it all started because someone said someone else couldn’t turn left.

They want food and paper towels and also electricity. Nothing is enough for those people!

Well, you know, the real villains here are those greedy Puerto Ricans whose natural disaster has completely thrown our budget in disarray.

Countdown until Puerto Rico is added to the travel ban

Eleanor, just FYI, you state, “1.6 gallons” were delivered. The article you reference has that at 1.6 million gallons. Although, considering Trump’s comments regarding this tragedy, I wouldn’t put it past him to give to FEMA Mnuchin’s left over Evian from whatever their last retreat might have been.

This should last in infamy with “grab em by the pussy” and “both sides” as among the worst things Trump has ever said. I have no words.

Trump then went on to say,

There are no words. How anybody in Congress can NOT see they need to apply the 25th amendment to this shitheel is beyond me. If I were any candidate running against an incumbent, in either party, in 2018, I would campaign on a promise to do exactly that.

Shep Smith has often stood out as the closest thing FOX news has to a decent human being. I often ask how it is that he hasn’t been let go by the network, and the answer I always get is that he knows where a significant number of bodies are buried.

Basic humanity’s probably too much to hope for.

See also Eric trump.