What I'm saying is that we don't know they were "in a relationship" that went beyond friendship, at least in his mind. You're 100% right that if that was true, it would be super-creepy. I'm just trying to reserve judgement because it sounds like she did this without his knowledge. I don't want to say that teenagers…

Do you know what is awesome about the USA? You force all other countries to sign up to things like the Human Rights Charter and sign up to the jurisdiction of the International War Crimes Tribunal but refuse to do so yourselves so that you can continue to execute people for crimes they committed as kids and so your…

I'm not 100% comfortable with the implications of what I'm about to say, not that I'd advocate it, but as anyone every tried to dox people who dox this kind of information? Like, okay, you release the name of an alleged rape victim, here's your home address, home phone number, etc.

Ask and ye shall receive:

This should be titled "Mariah Carey shreds"

are you sure Jackie wasn't just drunk when she changed planes?

I think your outrage over the writer's outrage is even more disingenuous and off-putting.

Milk is just nasty. Is it just me or does it seem like peak milk was some time ago? With all the dairy alternatives out there nowadays and the fact that fewer people are interested in drinking antibiotic and hormone laced mammal juice. I could be wrong. Clearly though they are making a misstep in branding. They should…

She's a manipulator and a false advocate. She exploits survivors' confusion and trauma to help the school keep its formal rape stats down.

It's pretty typical narcissistic behavior. It's more important, from her perspective, that a rapist shows her respect by being honest with her than it is the a rapist not rape people.

What the fuck is this shit:

That's why I ALWAYS turn myself in after I've committed murder. Everyone knows that confession' is the ABSOLUTE worst (sooo embarrassing) ! After that, they pat me on the back for being "super" courageous and let me go about my business.

I know why they pulled the ad. Masturbating with a Playstation would void the warranty.

Yeah. Well. I guess it beats having a normcore party at The Olive Garden.

I was with you until your last paragraph, which was shit. The only cause of rape is rapists. End of.

I want to find one, just one positive in this story, so good on the kid who recorded that drunk fucking scumbag. He should go into police work or something. You can hear him forcibly questioning "Brian," without cajoling him, and successfully getting a confession. Good on you kid. A+ job for an amateur.

Reporter: "It's kinda hard to wrap my head around at least, you were talking about a mob attacking a girl."

I bet Channing Tatum would be fantastic in one of Jimmy's lip-sync-offs.

At first I thought this was about Canadian national treasure Mary Walsh, and I was excited she had a new show.