Nobody’s Watching, Nobody’s Listening, Nobody Cares or, How I Stayed the Head Coach of the Cincinnati Bengals For Sixteen Fucking Years: The Marvin Lewis Story

“I’m endlessly grateful to[...] [...]the men and women of the Armed Services and law enforcement community who Frank means so much to.”

Compared to toys that cost over three times as much, I think they look pretty darn good.

He only plays offense!

More cosplayers of color, please!

“im not political! im not political!!”, i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

Saw Broly over the weekend, keeping up the tradition of seeing all the DB movies in theaters. It’s just so awesome to see it all on the big screen with a group of people genuinely interested in the movie. 

For the love of God if you have a spark of love for DB go see Broly. It’s so goddamn good.

Uhh, yeah. have you met a white person?

So, just so we’re all clear: 

We’re so dead.

He’s a pretty young dude talking on stage in front of thousands of people and countless more worldwide at one of the biggest awards shows for the medium. That’s a lot of pressure, y’know?

You can watch him in a normal interview setting with my coworker Maddy Myers here.

There will be lots of really bad hot takes for this, and I am here for it. This cover rules.

“Luka Doncic’s half-ass Roadhog”

I certainly don’t think there’s any excuse for choking a pregnant woman. But someone had to step in and stop Mrs. Rivers already.

1. Fuck Mike Huckabee

I...wow.

I’m glad some folks are enjoying this game; everyone has their somewhere they want to be, and that somewhere doesn’t work for other folks—and that’s fine. I enjoy a great many things others think are a waste of time.

This whole kerfuffle, though, comes off as one giant kettle of “we coasted way too hard on a…

In the off-chance that you’re still confused, the correct answer was “lower.”

If/when Beltre gets a HOF bust, it should have Andrus’s hand resting on top of it.

Which Resident Evil sequel is this?