This story is so, so sad to me.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

Christopher Robin is directed by Marc Forster (Finding Neverland, World War Z)

They’re so cute when they haven’t been concussed.

I think technically, this is Becky with the Bad Hair.

“I want her to leave ... if you leave you’ll be committing a crime!” This barefoot bitch ...

Who the hell has the time-

As for Terrell being in a gang—emphasized by him appearing in several music videos by local rappers and being given the nickname “White Boy,” Blackwell insisted that Terrell should not be judged for being “opened minded” about having friends from different backgrounds who might “walk a different path,” according to…

Good thing I wrote this whole other blog about all those products!

Just responding to your first point here but uhhh all super hero comics are meant for the child at heart. Also if you really thing Ragnorak, Black Panther, Infinity War, Guardians 2, or Civil War are “samey” and “insincere” then you just need to sit down and rewatch those movies with your brain turned on.

I tend to go with Emotional Whiplash myself. And I don't know it initially is, but the Rocket and Thor scene later shows its just one big act that he's barely covering up. Killing Thanos is pretty much the only thing keeping him going. 

He has come a long way since Not Another Teen Movie

Captain America will have a much bigger story in Avengers 4.

Oh yeah that fix will help with the GTX 1080, I have the same card and was getting the annoying stutter. For some reason the game is not properly applying those settings when it first runs. The FPS still bounces a bit but nothing lower than 60 FPS for me. 

In the words of the great civil rights leader and social justice warrior Rosa Parks - NAH. 

There is a fix floating around on reddit and there is a guide that helps fix the problem on the steam forums. It involves editing some of the game settings files.

José did quite a number on my liver, too. Then I discovered Patrón.

Liver let die. 

Shame he’s not from Minnesota.

Jerry Jones is the epitome of old white men holding a grudge. He’s still mad at Jimmy Johnson and refuses to induct him into the teams Ring Of Honor. He’s mad at Roger Goodell for suspending his running back for six games and basically punking him in front of the other owners and he’s likely mad that his division…