Somewhere in the Grand Canyon—another natural feature created by the changing tectonic plates beneath North America

She did a fucking TRIATHLON shortly after having her twins. I get that she has an advantage to make her day to day life easier but there’s no doubt she puts the work in to stay in shape. Even if she has had some surgical help (Im not saying one way or the other but leaving it as a possibility). Unless she got muscle…

I mean... I understand that J-Lo is super privileged and has money to spend on creams / lasers / fillers etc. but still. So do many others and no one manages to look better at 50 than they did at 30. WTAF. Is blood of virgins involved? 

This reminds me of a review of Ricki and the Flash I read that mocked casting Mamie Gummer as Meryl Streep’s daughter. “It was the part she was literally born to play!”

I’d never seen Lourd in anything except her bit parts in the last couple of Star Wars movies, but she was fantastic in Booksmart earlier this year. She stole all her scenes, which was pretty impressive considering how great the cast was.

I've typed out like 6 different jokes but I can't bring myself to post any. This shit isn't funny. This fucker shouldn't be playing in the NFL right now making millions of dollars. He should be in jail or therapy or both. Fuck this guy.

“has been co-opted recently by women of totally socially-acceptable, skinny shapes and sizes who think the movement is just for anyone who feels good or wants to show off their armpit hair”...You guys know that Jameela has a history of eating disorders since childhood, right? And that she was severely fat-shamed by…

“People love the way I look in that series, but I was very ill,”

Still happy dancing for Hannah Gadsby, though.

I went to a Southampton event and it was all the bankers ... and not one person said anything negative to me.

“Come on, we were just having a little fun,” said every privileged white male through the ages.

Not only is the tweet offensive, it doesn’t even make sense. I know no normal people - men or women - who would think having a dick in their face against their will was “harmless fun.”

Gronk confidently telling a neuroscientist that CTE can be fixed is strong evidence that Gronk’s CTE has not, in fact, been fixed.

Is telling your abusive husband that you're going on a two week trip to visit your parents and celebrate your pregnancy but then never coming back considered a prank? Because it felt like I was pranking him and it was definitely some of my best work.

The first thing I did when I retired from sex work was chuck every single pair of stilettos I owned into the goodwill box, because fuck high heels, fuck walking in them, fuck standing in them, fuck ball kicking in them, fuck them for ever.

Honestly I’m going to be sad to say goodbye of course, but I am very happy that Schur & Co are sticking to their limited timeframe.

As long as RBG gets the drug treatment next and NO ONE FUCKING ELSE, cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt.

With two days and $300

Well, anyone who’s ever spent time in Philly knows the horror of the bathrooms at Dirty Frank’s. After banging in both of those, I decided to top myself by banging a guy in the alley out back. (Mind you, these bangings were spread out over several years, obviously I’m a very classy gal). But I don’t think it gets much…

So, a well-known pedophile brags that he’s never been accused of sexually assaulting a grown woman. I don’t see that as something to brag about.