“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

Then I guess you’re not a fan of porn gifs either?

Your “Latinos, always wearing striped cardigans!” reminded me of the time a co-worker found out I’m hispanic (I’m super pale and married a white guy so I get this a lot) and she said “I should have known. You always wear really bright clothes like red cardigans and stuff!” “Um, yeah, have to be colorful in case…

On the one hand, this show IS stupid AND should not exist

I like to imagine the guy is super-racist, but also completely uninformed about any racial stereotypes. So he just walks around all day yelling things at people, “Latinos, always wearing striped cardigans! Ugh, those Indians and their Starbucks! You Italians and your magazines!”

Also I love her freckles and they should be seen! IMHO :)

Umm, I went to that show on the day I got married and Britney is glorious and looks incredible. She’s the best. The show is really fun too. We were on the floor, right at the stage, so maybe the guy was super jealous of us WINNERS who got rained on with paper petals and casino chips that say “Britney Spears” and got…

Taylor’s story was horrifying. I didn’t like her as a person, but damn if I didn’t feel bad for her, with all she had to endure.

Oh man. All of the straight people on here who are like "why do you need to get married to commit to each other? It's just a piece of paper!" A piece of paper that has huge, HUGE legal benefits, a piece of paper that acts as a symbol of lifetime commitment, and piece of paper that does genuinely make it much harder to…

Conversely, I once drank a whole bottle of her fake margaritas and was sufficiently wasted. So that was a hit, for me.

Literally every single person was from a Ren Faire. This wasn't even hard.

Sooooooo, whatcha thinkin' bout?

I’m buying what Jen Kirkman is selling, I think.

You do you, gurrrrl.

The only situation where boning 25 people at a party is acceptable is if…

If an animal that humanity has engineered to need us as much as we need them is in some sort of pain that can be remedied by a plant or its extracts, please and by all means make it so.

Israel, more specifically Tel Aviv. The men are beautiful, most people are social and fun, they all speak English, and Israelis don't tend to settle down until a bit later than Americans usually do. I met two guys through hostel stays, one on the beach, and a few more at bars. It was almost enough to make me want to…