Hi Doc,

Exactly. I think it's really hard to make a relationship work with someone you have such a huge one-sided crush on, because that's a weird power imbalance. It'd be like a celebrity dating their biggest fan.

Right!? Just think - his husband gets to look at that ALL THE TIME, whereas I need to have an internet connection and Netflix. UNFAIR.

As someone who posted 3 photos of my cat last night I am under no illusion about what my Instagram is and that my cat is more popular than I am (all of the likes last night prove that without a doubt).

Jim, I do not think you are respecting the integrity of the #brand's visual identity guidelines.

I don't have instagram but I do that on facebook. My boy dog is pretty convinced that my husband's side of the bed is actually his. My husband is not a fan of this thinking.

Susie Essman and Bob Balaban as Ilana's parents were EVERYTHING.

I love this show so goddamned much, I can't even say. Every aspect of this was handled beautifully and somehow managed to be both very relatable and hilariously absurd. I really did not expect the way the story went, especially not that (SPOILER ALERT) Abbi and Jeremy would be over so quickly. But again, so accurate,…

"Bitch, you wouldn't be calling me if you didn't know."

She should try being less alluring and give the poor guy a break.

I personally lump all people into two categories - Will-have-sex-with-me-sexuals and won't-have-sex-with-me-sexuals. Any other labels are just semantic.

I feel like Anna Kendrick really gets me.

The main thing I'd like to see is Tinder-style matching system on sites that aren't Tinder. For those who are unfamiliar, that means that no one can contact anyone else until you've both clicked to indicate you're interested. That requires women to do at least some work, it gives people of both genders the incentive…

After reading this, I felt a compelling need to google you. Not because I loved your writing and wanted more (though I do and do) but because I needed to know what you looked like. Which kind of embodies the whole thing, doesn't it? Logically it doesn't matter what you look like; the story was what it needed to be…

The funny thing is, I'm a "taster" (not super taster, but above average) when it comes to bitter foods, so I don't enjoy hoppy beers, really tannic wines, or most black teas.

And Cholula is better than Tabasco... :-)

I feel like one of the keys is how you present your hotness tolerance. There is a huge difference between the manly chest thumping "I like it hot, look at how hot I can eat things, EVERYBODY PAY ATTENTION TO ME WHILE I EAT THIS HOT THING!!!!" And people like, presumably you, and me (where my Midwestern tastebuds…

"You're gonna need a bigger ego"

I was just having this conversation with someone yesterday about the term, "Jewfro."

I did a Roman Holiday/Star Wars mash up wedding so to go with my cream/ivory lace 50s inspired dress I wore these jelly heels by Melissa and Vivianne Westwood. Now, let me tell you, waaaaaay comfortable for a high heel. Also they looked more sparkly than this marketing photo lets on. The best part though? They infused…