Her follow up is pretty good too:
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KillerTomato
Guys, I actually believe that this was Dan Brown. WHO WANTS TO START A RUMOR WITH ME???
Maybe she could be the first baby leather leggings designer who is actually a baby.
This is totally true. My parents didn't have a wad of cash as big as hers but I worked PT jobs to afford designer purses, jeans, you name it. I caught the fashion bug (the real one not that awful store) in high school and while my parents COULD buy me these things, I did not get them unless I worked tirelessly…
Classical music geek, here. I watched the beginning of your video with the sound off and knew immediately that it was Eine Kleine Nachtmusik (I've performed it many times, with a stringed instrument vs. boobs, but your meter was spot on). So, ehrm — well done.
If you will allow me to get very, very real for a minute: this hysteria over basic is really just a bunch of privileged white girls caring too much about what other people think.
Women's endurance has been proven to be less than men. Marathon running time is much different between male and female.
She was UNDER OATH people! Don't you know that some intangible promise not to lie immediately invalidates all intimidation or personal fear allowing you to tell nothing but righteous truth?!
He seems like a pretty big dick.
Um...no...being a serial killer is number two on my list of deal breakers...I'm terribly picky, you see.
I've posted this before, but I feel like after the past few weeks of news stories it is actually relevant and not just gossip for the sake of gossip. I work at a nice restaurant in Atlanta (where they seen to film everything these days due to tax breaks) and my restaurant is also full of celebrities, not just people…
I do like that punch line: "It's not funny. That shit has more results than Hannibal Buress." It's like a complisult had a child with a humblebrag. A humblesult!
Celebrity Edition!