This makes me afraid for Rice's wife.

I've created a helpful chart for Walter.

FUCK TO THE YES.

I was a waitress at a restaurant. I was fairly new at the time of the incident described below.

On the wine:

I love the idea of renting a dress I could otherwise never afford, but the majority of the dresses on Rent the Runway are appropriate for a sorority sister's baby shower or a Kardashian-themed Vegas night and not much else. Screw the Lilly Pulitzer be-bowed A-line and Herve Leger bandages! Where can I rent a 3.1…

It's almost as if gay people can be gay without it being a huge defining trait in their personality and/or storyline.

Besides being irresponsible and bad role models and endangering their kids, what kind of pathetic underdeveloped 37-year-old wants to party with a bunch of 14-year-olds? Like, what would you even talk about? I'm 27 and here's the extent of my conversation with 14-year-olds:

My friends thought my mom was cool but it was more the way she was able to relate to them & not talk down to them (also her awesome taste in music). No way she would have been ok with shit like this. You can be a cool parent without plying your child & their friends with alcohol.

Always.

OH MY GOD I AM SO SURPRISED BY THIS NEWS

This woman is obviously a queen.

Holy shit that dress.

So far, Frank Conniff has best encapsulated my sentiments:

In my view, you are incorrectly identifying the issue. I am a scientist (and I'm not aware of any research on hormones being produced by the subconscious mind - they are generally controlled by feedback loops). I agree that there is nothing whatsoever wrong with research on how sexual attraction happens, how sexual…

Frequent reader, first time commenter. Fat guy.

Good.

Cheesy prosecutor's opening line: "War, what is he good for?"